Edie Harris, romance author. Kitchen incompetent. Consistently sleep-deprived. Master of the Kermit Flail. Waiting for the chance to be the chick in a BOURNE film. Easily charmed by flowers. Lifelong Chicago Bears (and reluctant Chicago Cubs) fan. Lover of rainy days, loose-leaf tea, and the BBC. Wearer of wild fingernail-polish colors. Allergic to cute furry creatures.